Showing posts with label World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates. Show all posts

Friday, 25 July 2025

The Grand Final of the World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates

 



It's the Grand Final 

NB Anyone who comments "they are the same" or similar is expected to donate at least 5 English Pounds to the Bradford Burns Unit !

The general public have decided that the Final match up will be

Cheats - they are the ones who bend or break the rules with the sole intention of winning, it could be loaded dice, the Limber Shuffle, moving figures those extra few inches when someone isn't looking or picking up the dice so quickly you don't see the results, it isn't big, it isn't clever and it is definitely ungentlemanly !

Overly Competitive Wargamers - whilst winning for them is also the primary goal, this isn't about subtle or underhand cheating, it's about screaming "LOSER" in you face when they roll double 6, flip the table when they loose or shout like they have won the FA Cup when they wi a melee.

Vote link https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17e1Vd5ZKi/

NB - the Limber Shuffle is an age old method of cheating, it requires a deployed battery and a based Limber (the longer the better) To begin the Shuffle declare you are moving the deployed battery and place the rear of your Limber model at the front of the battery.

Then measure your movement from the front of the Limber (gaining a handy 6 or 7 in movement) and then when you are ready to deploy again, place the front of the Limber at the end of you tape measure, rotate the Limber so it faces in the opposite direction and deploy the battery at the new rear of the Limber (gaining another 6 or 7 inches)


The Bradford City Football Club Burns Unit Appeal is a registered UK Charity (Number 1122310) set up after the tragedy of the fire at the club which killed 56 people on the 11th May 1985 after a stand caught light during a home match.

With that in mind all abusive and Salute hating posts will be deleted 

Regards Ken 

The Yarkshire Gamer 

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates - Semi Finals

 

Time for the Semi finals, many Pet Hates (including all of mine !) have fallen along the way and there are only four left and it's up to you to decide which will have the dubious honour of lifting The World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates.

Remember it's the one with the most votes who wins, the competition to date is laid out below, many more fell by the wayside in the Preliminary Round 








Semi Final A is underway

Which of these two wins your vote as your least favourite 

Cheats - many people want to win but cheating to do so breaks every rule under the sun, it is a game of Roy soldiers after all, but some justbwant to break the rules.

Smelly Gamers - like a game of Ping Pong but without the Ping 😎

I've got no idea which way this one will go but there can be only one, and its usually the one I don't vote for ! 3 days to find out

Results below 


Semi Final B looks like a shoe in but the first one looked like a close thing and isn't, I have no idea what's going on anymore 😆

Unpainted Miniatures on the Table - with the exception of kids and new starters is it ever acceptable.

Overly Competitive Wargamers - we all know "that guy", they jump on the table and shout in your face when they win, flip the table when they loose 

A place in the final is up for grabs, get voting 

Results below 







Monday, 7 July 2025

Quarter Finals - World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates

 


Quarter Finals underway today and vote one sees Rules with no index take on those pesky cheats



Results below


Quarter Final Two of the Yarkshire Gamer World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates 

The second quarter Final sees old favourites Ribet Counters 😉 who obsess about the slightest detail on a 72 foot table against those who just can't be bothered to paint their figures are turn up in a mix of grey plastic and metal.

Only one will reach the Semis so get voting now. I am attempting my attempting yet another loss in my voting I've only been on the winning side 4 times so far 🤣

Results below


Quarter Final Three sees (or smells) Smelly Gamers take on Incomplete Figure Ranges, is it the pong or the wait that drives you mad !

Results below



Quarter Final 4 is a monster match up

Two big Hates match up in the World Cup of Pet Hates with a place in the Semis on offer to the winner

Rules Lawyers love to bend the rules to make sure they win, whilst an Overly Competitive Wargamers will jump on the table and scream "Loser" in your face when they win, neither are nice but which one is worse.

Results below


The Semi Finals will start on Weds 16th July 




Monday, 23 June 2025

World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates - Round 2

 

Round 2 is underway and the above 8 ties will be set off one each day starting today 23rd June 25. Each vote link will appear here along with a quick description and picture and the result will replace the vote link when complete.

The overall draw is below


Round 2 Match Up 1



Round 2 of the Yarkshire Gamer World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates and it sees the Podcast "favourite" up against one of the winners from Round 1 Rules with no index.

If you're new to the World Cup, Round 2 is traditionally where all my choices get knocked out 😆, remember you are voting for your Pet Hate which are always infinitely more funny than something you actually hate 👍

Round Dice are the uniting force in Wargaming, every guest on the Yarkshire Gamer Podcast has Banned them, that 74 episodes of banned. Solving a problem that never existed, they roll across the table until then smash into you lovely painted figures. When they finally do stop they never end up on a number !

Rules with No Index - equally frustrating I being halfway through a game and something crops up, you know exactly what you need to find, so you look in the index, but it's not there ! Queue hours of oage flicking, swearing and reading out of irrelevant passages.

Voting is open as always for 3 days, there can be only one

THIS VOTE IS OVER RULES WITH NO INDEX WON 353 TO 116

Round 2 Match Up 2


Round 2 : Match Up 2

I've been banging on (and being completely ignored 😆) about this being a World Cup of Pet Hates and everyone keeps going full out hate, there is so much anger out there, my next Podcast may well be Whale Song to calm people down 😆

Having said that, both of today's nominations are real Hates of mine !

Points Battles - to quote Winston Churchill "Never in the field of human conflict have 2 generals added up so many points to make a Battle even" I played a few points based games against a competition player at my old club, you may have heard me mention Mad Angus McMadmurderer on the Podcast. I have played scenarios ever since. 

Rules Lawyers - proved popular in the first round, they tend to be the sort of people who you only play once. We all need to know the rules but we don't need to avoid historical tactics and fun to spin the rules so we win a GAME.

Could be a close one this, so let's have your votes, 3 days to as Bucks Fizz said "Make Your Mind Up"

THIS VOTE IS OVER RULES LAWYERS WON 423 TO 68

Round 2 : Match Up 3



The 3rd vote in this round sees a proper Pet Hate Up against a real hate, so with you lot I know which one is going to win 🤣

Unpainted Flag Edges are a scurge on the hobby, I've seen the just beautiful painted figures on lovely bases which are amazing, but all I can see is a huge white line down the edge of the flag and that's all I can see, it's a two minute job, there are no excuses. Thanks to Giles Allison who put these I Wargames Room 101. 

Rivet Counters - "I think you'll find" is a simple phrase but said in that certain nasal tone at a Wargames table you spent 5 years of your life putting together. We all like to be historically accurate but some can take it to a new level. Like the person who said my flag was too big on my Bradford City Pike Block, there is no helping some.

After the other votes I can see where this will go but for #Wargames sake think of those flags

RIVET COUNTERS WON THE TIE WITH 346 VOTES TO UNPAINTED FLAG EDGES 143


Round 2 Match Up 4


I've given up trying to get it through to people that this is a Pet Hates World Cup but here goes anyway

Unclear Dice Faces - whether it be some logo where the six should be or some smart arse who decided that Sumerian Numbers would be absolutely fine with everyone (it isnt) having things other than dots or actual readable numbers on dice is a crime against humanity. And then there are game specific dice where your "faction" just has to have its own dice (at 15.99 a pop)

Smelly Gamers - apparently this really upsets people (making it an actual hate) but it's something I haven't encountered in a while. Maybe a scratch and sniff pad on the back of my next show ticket could remind me. 
 
SMELLY GAMERS OBTAINED 371 VOTES AGAINST UNCLEAR DICE FACES 107

Round 2 Match Up 5



Round 2 : Match Up 5

Today we see a match up between two of the outside choices but the luck of the draw will see one if them in the Quarter Finals 

Sabot Bases - this is personal to me but they drive me mad 😆 they are useful for modern periods where troops are spread out and make things easier to move but for a shoulder to shoulder unit they look like they are socially distanced and a very tempting target for someone on horseback. Add it to a doorstep base and the sky is literally the limit.

Incomplete Figure Ranges - 20 years after starting my WW1 Turkish Army with Woodbine Design figures they still haven't released the Cavalry, I'm obviously not that bothered 🤣 but this is for anyone who has been left hanging by a manufacturer after sinking hundreds of pounds into a project and they never bring out all the figures.

3 days to find out who the winner is

INCOMPLETE FIGURE RANGES CAME OUT THE WINNER WITH 385 VOTES TO SABOT BASES 48

Unfortunately the explosion of my Magazine video and a few days away in Ireland kept me from keeping everything updated, here are the full results

So that means that the Quarter Final line up is as listed below, first vote Monday and as in  previous rounds each vote last 3 days and one vote will start each day




Monday, 2 June 2025

World Cup of Wargaming Pet Hates - Preliminary Round Results

 

Over the last 7 days the voting has been going on for the Preliminary Round of Wargaming Pet Hates and its time to announce the qualifiers who go through to the 1st Round Proper.

These 16 "teams" will be drawn into 8 knock out ties, the draw will occur during the recording of the Brews in the Binyard Summer Special Podcast on 6th June, my intention is to set the match ups off on the 9th June, more details to follow

The winners of the 8 first round match ups will progress through to Round 2 where they meet the seeds, 8 pet hates chosen for no other reason that they are the 8 things I hate the most.

1. Competition Games

2. Round Dice

3. Points Battles

4. Painting Portaloo 

5. Dice with unclear faces

6. Unpainted Flag Edges

7. Factions

8. Sabot Bases

The draw for the second round will take place on the Brews recording as well. There is no seeding within the seeds, the draw order of Round 2 will determine the remaining ties (QF,SF and Final)

Those who just missed out are 

And for those who are interested here are the also rans

There have been just shy of 3,000 votes, thanks to everyone who has voted, thanks to everyone who has joined in and commented, especially the ones who have told me that my definitions in my poll on my page were incorrect 🤣

See you all for Round 1 soon